Things that were overheard recently at our house...
Like they say "Out of the mouths of babes..."
Amelia sobbing in the car...
Kevin: Amelia, what's wrong?!
Amelia: Pauly called me a little sh*t.
Nice, wonder where he heard that?!
Paul: Us walk to church Mommy.
Angela: Pauly, it's time to come inside.
Paul: No! No way Mom!
Angela: Yes, yes way Paul. You CANNOT leave this yard without Mommy or Daddy.
Followed by a crying 2 year old and upset 4 year old because they have to come inside.
sidenote: They decided to take a walk to church (1 block) BY THEMSELVES, while I was feeding Adeline. They are allowed to play outside, between the two sidewalks and I can hear/see them out both the kitchen window and living room window. They are not to leave that grassy patch. I cleaned up the kitchen, went to sit down and feed Adeline, no longer than 10 minutes later, I no longer heard them and threw my shoes on and took Adeline with me and we walked around to the backyard...not there...continued around the house...not there...happened to look down at church, and there they were, playing in the grass. Nice. Pass the Mom of the Year award to me. Thank goodness we live in a very small town and the street isn't very busy.
The next morning Kevin has a talk with them about taking off and walking to church alone and Paul says "Us walk to the Church yard Daddy"
Kevin: You don't walk there by yourself.
Paul: Us walk to the Church yard and play.
Kevin: No, not without Mommy and Daddy.
Saturday morning, 7:45 am, Paul is standing on our bed looking out our open window... (our bedroom window looks out to the backyard)
Paul: Daddy, dat guy in my car! Dat guy in my car! (Cozy Coupe)
Kevin: Tell him to get out of it.
Paul: (to the 3 yr old neighbor boy) Get out of my car, get out of my car! Hey dat girl in my Mimi's car too. Get out of my Mimi's car! (girl=1-1/2 yr old)
*seriously, what are your children doing roaming around my backyard so early in the morning?! Especially when he has his OWN Cozy Coupe. Amazingly, mom came and told them to come home as they were going to Mankato....I assume had they not been going to Mankato, they'd stay all day, no Kevin has to figure out a new way to keep the gate closed!
Paul wakes up one morning with a very wet diaper...
Kevin: Pauly, this diaper is about to explode!
Paul: I blow that diaper up! (as Kevin puts on the new one...) I blow this one up too!
Kevin: You sure have a lot of pee
Paul: Yeah, my pee pee like a fire hose.
Lovely. Where do they come up with this stuff?!
Anytime I say anything of the sort to Amelia...
Mommy: How are you little lady?
Amelia: Me not little lady, me big lady.
She often says "Me not little, me bigger now! Pauly little"
Paul to Auntie Amber: Amer, you have a napover at my house?
Amber: Yes, I will have a napover at your house all weekend!
Paul is the little comedian at our house...check back for more funny things overheard!
Here is a video of Paul talking about the neighbor boy being in his car....oh and the ABC's too.